WATER CLOSETS
There are a lot of things I just don't get like tunafish salad (GROSS), Stephen Miller (DEPLORABLE), and Maroon 5 (Watch the Super Bowl Halftime performance).
Something I've never understood is how we as a society treat public restrooms/toilets.
How many times have you been at an airport, on a plane, at a rest stop or in a Starbucks and asked yourself "Did I just walk into a Port-o-potty?"
To be honest it's quite puzzling that this happens so often and in places you least expect.
Like your office!
When I was working at an agency in New York, I was rather perplexed to see the damage done by my fellow male colleagues to our lavatories and it would tempt me to yell out afterwards, "Okay, who did this? Who needs to be potty trained again?"
Or an airplane!
Apparently, this is when all potty training literally goes down the toilet and depending how long your flight is, those yoga positions you just learned may come in handy!
I'll stop it with the toilet humor, ZING!
I just wish people would be more respectful of public places in general and treat everything like it's your home.
So please be kind, courtesy flush, and leave no trace!
There are a lot of things I just don't get like tunafish salad (GROSS), Stephen Miller (DEPLORABLE), and Maroon 5 (Watch the Super Bowl Halftime performance).
Something I've never understood is how we as a society treat public restrooms/toilets.
This is a Toto Washlet aka the Maserati of toilets. If you ever see one, treat yo self to a #2.
How many times have you been at an airport, on a plane, at a rest stop or in a Starbucks and asked yourself "Did I just walk into a Port-o-potty?"
To be honest it's quite puzzling that this happens so often and in places you least expect.
Like your office!
When I was working at an agency in New York, I was rather perplexed to see the damage done by my fellow male colleagues to our lavatories and it would tempt me to yell out afterwards, "Okay, who did this? Who needs to be potty trained again?"
Or an airplane!
Apparently, this is when all potty training literally goes down the toilet and depending how long your flight is, those yoga positions you just learned may come in handy!
Girl, I feel you!
I'll stop it with the toilet humor, ZING!
I just wish people would be more respectful of public places in general and treat everything like it's your home.
So please be kind, courtesy flush, and leave no trace!
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